pillsburysoyboy:

pillsburysoyboy:

“Why are you so upset about adult content bans? You don’t even post that stuff. can’t you just look at porn somewhere else?”

Well, you see, I have this small problem where my very existence is considered adult content by a small but very powerful group of people and I actually rather enjoy being able to exist in public without restriction so uhhhh put that in your bong and smoke it kiddo.

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Extremely good point

demilypyro:

talisidekick:

demilypyro:

Using my powers of disease and plague to wreak havoc on the kingdom. The knights keep sending doctors to defeat me but I’ve been eating way too many apples so my forcefield repels them

What’s your strategy against undergraduate medical professionals? Like those coming to the kingdom to use the disease and plague outbreak to complete their residency program requirement to become a doctor? Or undergraduate students doing a following for part of their study period? They wouldn’t be repelled by the apple forcefield.

I have a gun also

catmask:

catmask:

the thing is this dashboard change isnt the end of the world ill get used to it whatever im just fucking dying of embarrassment that its supposed to look like twitter

twitter gets run over by a bus and the next day tumblr comes 2 school wearing her clothes like. oh my god come on

allthecanadianpolitics:

Finding it a bit steamy this summer? You’re not alone. Across Canada, people say they are really feeling the heat, especially in their homes. And we’re tracking it. CBC teams have installed temperature and humidity sensors in dozens of homes in several cities, including Vancouver, to see just what happens to people when things go from hot to sizzling to seriously dangerous. This is one of those stories. 

Renters in British Columbia have received notices from landlords warning them against installing air conditioning units in their suites, or risk jeopardizing their tenancies.

CBC News has spoken to tenants in multiple buildings under different management companies who have expressed frustration after landlords denied their requests to install air conditioning units, just weeks after the province announced a program to provide air conditioners to eligible British Columbians.

In June, the government said it would provide 8,000 units to medically vulnerable low-income households over the next three years. In a related program, B.C. Hydro is offering residential customers $50 off the purchase of a qualifying air conditioner until July 28. […]

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dipstick-university:

allthecanadianpolitics:

Emergencies minister Bill Blair said Friday that federal assistance including military resources are being mobilized to help British Columbia’s fight against hundreds of wildfires.

Blair said on Twitter that he approved a request for federal assistance to aid firefighters and emergency management personnel who are “working tirelessly” in B.C.

He added the assistance will come from across federal departments and the Canadian Armed Forces.

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Bowinn Ma, B.C.’s minister of emergency management and climate readiness, confirmed Thursday she had sent a formal request to Blair for more federal resources to help fight the fires.

She said at a briefing about drought conditions in B.C. that she had also requested 1,000 additional foreign firefighters to join 160 from Mexico and the United States already in the province.

Ma said that an “incident management team” from Australia was due to arrive on Saturday.

Firefighters from South Korea, France, South Africa and the Dominican Republic have also been fighting fires in Canada, during what is shaping up as a record-breaking fire season.

yo holy shit. they normally employ 1100 people a year. hooooolly shit.